Me: what would you like for breakfast?
My 7 year old: I'll take a bowl of mixed fruit and an iced coffee, thanks.
I can speak 3 languages: English, Hebrew and New Yorkish– My 4 year old
Sweetie you look like such a Canadian! (she meant alien- we found that out...– My 4 year old to my baby after she did her hair
When I get home can I look at pictures of fat people on the computer?– My 4 year old
C’mon sister. Let’s do a Divareah.– My 4 year old before she jumps into the pool- she meant a dive. I almost passed out though.
Why are you talking to each other?– My 7 year old.- My husband and I went away with the kids. I think the 6th day into the trip we finally got into the pool at the same time and had a few quiet minutes to actually talk. My 7 year old swims up to us and proceeds to ask us this question, so much for quiet time.
I’m so sorry to all of my followers for my absence. It’s been a whirlwind month but I’m back and I’ve got some great posts in store.
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My 4 year old: I hate this shirt, I'm not wearing it (in semi-hysterics).
Me: why do you hate it? if you don't explain why I can't help you.
My 4 year old: it shows my hands! (in full blown hysterics)
My 4 year old: Daddy, I'll still love you when you go bald.
My husband: Really?! Are you sure?
My 4 year old: Yeah, I love Grandpa and he's bald.
My 4 year old yesterday
My 4 year old: Mommy look it's stale outside
Me: Pardon me?
My 4 year old: It's not snowing it stale!
My 4 year old: oh yeah.
Mommy, why don’t you ever make us rutabagas for dinner?– My 4 year old, my kid who won’t touch vegetables.
Me: when did you get to be so big?
My 7 year old: I sleep too much.
Mommy, did I miss summer? We had two days of spring, now winter again??– Toronto had a snowstorm yesterday. My 4 year old woke up and asked me this.
My 4 year old: mommy you don't go to school because you know everything right?
Me: I don't know everything but I finished school already.
My 4 year old: you didn't know what kind of dog the whippet was in the pictures. Maybe you should come back to school with me tomorrow. I can teach you the types of dogs and the stages of the butterfly.